Will They or Won't They?

You and I are kinda like
 Romeo and Juliet
 In that I am romantic and sweet
 and you're an immature loser
 With friend who are unreasonably violent
 You and I are kinda like
 Castle and Becket
 in that I am a total badass with extremely good looks
 and you tend to say the wrong thing
 In all of those stories we want to know
 Will they or won't they
 but with us, I know the answer...
 we won't.
 In all of those stories we want to know
 Will they or won't they
 but with us, I know the answer...
 we won't.
 You and I are kinda like
 Jim and Pam season 1
 in that I have a job and boyfriend
 and you have a kinda weird thing with jello
 You and I are kinda like
 Booth and Dr. Brennan
 In that I like dinosaurs and have a really great mind
 and all you care about is murder
 You and I are kinda like
 Starbuck and Apollo
 In that after all this
 this going to end in an anticlimactic way
 You and I are kinda like
 Starbuck and Apollo
 In that after all this
 unresolved sexual tension
 and emotional investment
 and time and money
 this going to end in an anticlimactic way
 You and I are kinda like
 Mulder and Scully
 In that you're paranoid, and even when you're right
 I look like the smart one
 You and I are kinda like
 Counselor Troi and Riker
 In that I'm good at what I do and you are usually useless
 (see I switched it up that time...)
 In all of those stories we want to know
 Will they or won't they
 but with us, I know the answer...
 we won't.In all of those stories we want to know
 Will they or won't they
 but with us, I know the answer...
 we won't.