Christmas Ain't About Me

Christmas is about having a whole week off from school
 Christmas is all family-time and cheer
 It's strands made out of popcorn and a fire made out of Yule.
 And why there aren't candy canes all year
 But these days it's all different, because these days she's around
 She's cute and small and everyone adores her
 The true meaning of Christmas was to watch me open presents,
 But Christmas ain't about me anymore
 Christmas is about sitting still in church for days
 Christmas is about never complaining
 Two years ago my presents filled up Santa Claus' whole sleigh
 But by last year my haul had started waning
 And this year I'll get only toys that match the ones she gets
 Or slightly larger versions of the outfits she ignores
 Because the true meaning of Christmas was to watch me open presents,
 But Christmas ain't about me anymore
 I don't want to brag but I can walk way better than she can
 Look at me a second cause I know a bunch more words
 I do cartwheels, I can spell and I've been working on the Macarena
 Doesn't that impress you?
 Nothing makes a difference, because these days she's around
 Despite her many faults they all adore her
 The true meaning of Christmas was to watch me open presents
 But Christmas ain't about me anymore
 Christmas ain't about me anymore
 Christmas ain't about me anymore