Lasers and Feelings

In first grade you said I was pretty
 In 9th grade you were quiet but witty
 Then you moved out to some other city
 And became a deranged billionaire
 You've got a master plan, and it's evil
 Your hopes are for worldwide upheaval
 They seem violent and somewhat medieval
 But I'm thinking that my love could save you
 You've got lasers
 And I've got feelings
 Your lonely heart could use some healing
 You've got lasers
 And I've got feelings for you
 Everyone in the world knows your name now
 And that might give you some comfort somehow
 But no one has promised their vows
 And I know I'm the right one for you
 To me, you just seem so alone
 You're collecting your enemies' bones
 And you use them in building your throne
 And I think I should give you a call
 You've got lasers
 And I've got feelings
 Your lonely heart could use some healing
 You've got lasers
 And I've got feelings for you
 I can see right through your disguise
 It's not hard, it only covers your eyes
 And I wonder if you ever cry
 Or if you ever think about me
 I'm not trying to give you a guilt trip
 But they won't let me on to your airship
 My friends tell me I'm losing my grip
 But I want you to know that I care
 You've got lasers
 And I've got feelings
 Your lonely heart could use some healing
 You've got lasers
 And I've got feelings for you
 You've got lasers
 And I've got feelings
 Why are bad boys so appealing?
 You've got lasers
 And I've got feelings for you