Now I Am the Fastest

Mushroom clouds rise, acid rain falls
 there aren't any footsteps these days
 it's been thirteen hours since the crushing defeat
 and the last ones turned dust and fillets
 I am all alone, there is no one else living
 it's a tragedy, but I'll get past it
 I'll try to look on the bright side today
 Finally, I am the fastest
 I'll try to look on the bright side today
 Finally, I am the fastest
 After three decades of nuclear fallout
 and galaxy-wide laser war
 the evacuation was mostly complete
 and then came the poisonous spores
 Now they're all gone, I've been left here to die
 but my plan is to outlast it
 Now that there's no one to get in my way
 finally, I am the fastest
 Now that there's no one to get in my way
 Finally, I am the fastest
 they used to tease me, giggle and yell
 because I was always last place
 But the radiation bounced right off my shell
 I guess slow and steady ended up winning the race
 I'll try to look on the bright side today
 Finally, I am the fastest