Waxies Dargle

Says my oul wan to your oul wan
 Will you come to the Waxies' Dargle?
 Says your oul wan to my oul wan
 Sure I haven't got a farthin'
 I've just been to Monto town
 To see young Kill McArdle
 But he wouldn't lend me half a crown
 To go to the Waxies' Dargle
 What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir
 And if one of you doesn't order
 soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer
 Says my aul' one to your aul' one
 Will you come to the Galway Races?
 Says your aul' one to my aul' one
 With the price of my aul' lads braces
 I just went down to Capel Street
 To the jew man money lenders
 But they wouldn't give me a couple of bob
 On my aul' lad's red suspenders
 What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir
 And if one of you doesn't order
 soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer
 Says my aul' one to your aul' one
 We have no beef nor mutton
 But if we go down to Monto town
 We might get a drink for nuttin'
 Here's a nice piece of advice
 I got from an aul' fishmonger
 When food is scarce and you see the hearse
 Well you know you died of hunger
 What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir
 And if one of you doesn't order
 soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer