You 're Never Too Old To Be Young

Yodel-ay-ee-hoo (etc.)
 You're never too old to be young
 You're never too old to be young
 When you start to lose your figure
 And your hips are gettin' bigger
 Your chest may slip
 But don't you fret
 No matter how weak your knees may get
 You're never too old to be young
 You're never too old to be young
 Though your teeth are out
 And your whiskers sprout
 And your arches give away
 You're never too old to be young and gay
 (Yodel)
 When ya ain't got any fuzz upon your dome
 When ya ain't got any fuzz upon your dome
 Why the di*kens should you care
 If you ain't got any hair
 'Cuz you never have to use a brush and comb
 When you know your legs are gonna give out soon
 When you know your legs are gonna give out soon
 When your joints begin to squeak
 If you practice for a week
 You can walk around and play yourself a tune
 Your voice may crack when you try to sing
 But you can't be good at everything
 (Yodel, etc.)
 You're never too old to be young
 You're never too old to be young