Jazz Is Like the New Coke

Everybody's talkin', everyone's recallin' the reasons you're so cool.
 Well, I can name a few. You could say that I'm in love.
 That's when you say "Alright, It's been such a long night,"
 And you're spoken for.
 Guess I should have known, well I'll see you sometime soon.
 He makes your heart skip, and I make an exit.
 He makes a real good boyfriend, I make the long drive home.
 I'm the one whose wishin' that I can make you mine,
 But he's the one you'll be makin' out with tonight.
 Everybody's talkin', everyone's recallin' the reasons I'm so lame.
 Well, I can name a few.
 You could say that I'm a mess.
 Oh girl, I wish you were smart and I could win your heart.
 I'd say something nice and stare into your eyes.
 I'd say "I love you so!"
 He makes your heart skip, and I make an exit.
 He makes a real good boyfriend, I make the long drive home.
 I'm the one whose wishin' I that could make you mine.
 He must be doin' something right,
 Because he's the one you'll be makin' out with every night.
 I stumble out to find a reason every night.
 I wonder if you two are makin' out alright.
 I bet everything I have against it now.
 And I'll make out the check when I get home.