The Celebutard Chronicles

Ain't nothing worth watching on the TV today
 I can't stand working and there ain't no shade
 Prayer is for weaklings, I'm banking on luck
 This city, my looks, and not giving a fuck
 Seems like these days we're all sinking fast
 Days turned to weeks
 Now we're too weak to last
 Little triggers, how do you do?
 I've been waiting, waiting for you
 Little triggers, how do you do?
 I've been waiting, I've been waiting, waiting for you
 You look around, the sky is dead brown
 The remnants of the work week are scattered around
 I hear it's raining on the outside
 Well, these veins are burning this gasoline tonight
 Remember the hippies?
 Well, that's us these days
 Hang another flag on this watery grave
 Little triggers, how do you do?
 I've been waiting, waiting for you
 Little triggers, how do you do?
 I've been waiting, I've been waiting, waiting for you
 It all went down
 And it's still going down
 Yeah, it's all going down
 Little triggers, how do you do?
 I've been waiting, waiting for you
 Little triggers, how do you do?
 I've been waiting, I've been waiting, waiting for you