Aerosol Ball

The rain in Maine
 Is made of novacane
 In the Florida Keys
 It's made of Antifreeze
 In Maryland
 It's made of heroine
 In Minnesota
 It's made of baking soda
 Every tooth in Duluth
 Is Baby Ruth proof
 Every roof is as white as a 20-watt light
 The doll of St. Paul
 At the aerosol ball
 She's such a special girl
 She's been around the world
 She made her home
 In an air conditioned dome
 She's such a precious thing
 She's dancing to the king
 Move your feet to the beat
 I'm back on lucky street
 Well I'm on a lucky streak
 Lucky street
 Come sit on my lap
 In a Phrygian cap
 I've been looking for a mix
 Of sex and politics
 Well The cat ate the rat
 And the beast ate the cat
 And the boy ate the beast
 And the beast made him fat
 And he sat in a puddle
 And paddled with a spoon
 And bloated like a bubble
 And floated to the moon
 The doll of St. Paul
 At the aerosol ball
 She's such a special girl
 She's been around the world
 She made her home
 In an air conditioned dome
 She's such a precious thing
 She's dancing to the king
 Well her makeup and wigs
 Are made of squealing pigs
 And her hands and her arms are made by Pepperidge Farms
 And her face and her neck are made by Sinopec
 And the lines on her palms are made by Viacom
 And her dreams and her thoughts are made by Microsoft
 She's the doll of St. Paul
 The doll of St. Paul
 At the aerosol ball
 She's such a precious girl
 She's been around the world
 She made her grave
 In an air-conditioned cave
 She's such a special girl
 She's been around the world
 Dancing to the king