Saturday Night

Everyone's stringing their bosses
 It's the latest dance craze
 My captive won't shut up
 'Cause the bastard just got made
 I'm breaking legs on the ball court
 The full moon in my eyes
 It's another Saturday night
 And I just got paid
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 I'm the new Elvis
 Covered in my enemies blood
 The money ain't great
 I do it out of love
 I've got a hundred girlfriends
 They really bum me out
 When papa starts drinking
 They love to twist and shout
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 Saturday night alone, get out of bed
 The king asked me to watch the throne
 Off with his head
 When I do, I only think of you
 Torch song for the arsonist
 Three minute insurance fraud
 Lay off of the school boy
 She spreads her legs and, oh, my god
 You all should drink us like drano
 Carolina's in your mind
 Hear the words appear, I feel
 And that could last a long time
 I'm wide awake and and it's
 I'm wide awake and it's nighttime
 Shit, I must be in Omaha
 I ain't the boss but I'm his illegitimate son
 'Cause baby I was born to run
 I took a valium and I had a vision
 Dad it must have been the haunted child
 On Letterman on my television
 As the day shift went wild
 Saturday night alone, get out of bed
 The king asked me to watch the throne
 Off with his head
 When I do, I only think of you