One Sided Fist Fight

I've never been in a fight
 But I've gotten my ass kicked
 For something dumb that I said about some guy's girlfriend
 That wasn't that dumb cause at the time it was factually correct
 And now my face is wrecked
 If it's neither here nor there
 Then you still seem to care, man
 An awful lot more than you let on
 I'm taking my seatbelt off
 Cause it's making me uncomfortable
 And when I crash headfirst into a curb
 I will finally get to fly
 Maybe I'll land
 In somebody's hands
 Someone who doesn't make me anxious
 Cause everyone that I know does
 I wanna be cursed by doctors
 I wanna be operated on
 I need you to take me to the hospital
 Even though there is technically nothing wrong
 I wanna be fixed by doctors
 I wanna be operated on
 I need you to take me to the hospital
 Even though there is technically nothing wrong
 Wanna do it
 I wanna do it