I'll Never Dance With You Again

You got two left feet to begin with
 and you ain't no good to sin with
 I believe, lordy mama,
 (You) got the gait of a llama
 I'll be leavin' Yokohama
 Give me back the old Obama
 Tell me, how long do I have to wait?
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 You got a head all full of ideas
 and you sing right through your careers
 I believe, honey honey,
 that you work like a bunny
 Are you makin' lots of money,
 or is something kind of funny?
 Tell me, how long do I have to play?
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 I got news
 I got news
 I got news
 I got news
 I got news for you baby
 You don't drive me crazy, but
 I'll never dance
 I'll never dance
 I'll never dance with you again
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 You got an ear that drops a mouthful
 and you say you can't hear, but it's doubtful
 I believe, honey baby
 that a "no" ain't a "maybe"
 Are you pullin' something shady
 when you're talkin' to a lady?
 Tell me, how long do I have to stay?
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 I got news
 I got news
 I got news
 I got news
 I got news for you baby
 You don't drive me crazy, but
 I'll never dance
 I'll never dance
 I'll never dance with you again
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 Well, she'll never dance
 she'll never dance with another
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 Why take a chance
 when you can't advance past my mother?
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 You're a no good, three-time loser
 You're pot-callin'-kettle accuser
 I believe what you're missin'
 is a mouth good for kissin'
 You insist on goin' fishin'
 so you best a-keep a-wishin'
 Tell me, how much do I have to pay?
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 I got news
 I got news
 I got news
 I got news
 I got news for you baby
 You don't drive me crazy, but
 I'll never dance
 I'll never dance
 I'll never dance with you again