Amphibious Trigonometry

Monster school student bodies always seem to be diverse
 With like a mummy and a zombie and a demon student nurse
 And a mortician bus driver 'cause the bus is a hearse
 But one type of monster always has it the worst
 'Cause the werewolf guy's gig is to howl at the moon
 And the vampire kid can make the ladies swoon
 But you'll always wait for 3 in the afternoon
 If you're the fish kid from the Black Lagoon
 'Cause you need
 Water to breathe
 Can't take French 3
 Amphibiously
 Were you a zombie fish boy,
 Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matter
 As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus
 But I've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive
 Fish men may be monsters, but they're clearly alive
 Can't be a football star like Frankenstein
 The impact would surely crack your fragile spines
 Can't be in the school play with the opera phantom nerds
 'Cause your aquatic vocal chords can't ennuciate words
 Can't get a steady girl or friend with benefits
 'Cause no lady likes a guy who's been a fish
 But as marine-based life, you can still take pride
 In fearing no swirly or bubbler ride
 'Cause you need
 Water to breathe
 Can't take Trigonometry
 Amphibiously
 1-2-3
 Were you a zombie fish boy,
 Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matter
 As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus
 But I've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive
 Fish men may be monsters, but they're clearly alive
 And I'm glad they're not zombies
 For I confess
 That I'm WAY DONE WITH ZOMBIES
 But I digress
 The point is that school will make you depressed
 If you've got gills on your face and scales on your chest