Drunk Cuts

Drunk cuts are cuts
 That you get on your hands
 When you are all inebriated
 They go unnoticed
 Until the next morning
 When intoxication's abated
 You might have tripped up some stairs
 Or taken a spill
 Or tried to open bottles you thought were twist-off
 Or broken some glass
 Or bitten a hangnail
 Or punched a door because you were pissed off
 Drunk cuts...
 Drunk cuts are cuts
 You also get on your legs
 If you've fallen down and scraped up a knee
 Or you might get drunk cuts
 If you fall off the hood
 Of the car on which you were taking a pee
 Or your flesh might get seared
 With demonic messages
 That happens sometimes when you're possessed
 And you might nick yourself
 While you're stabbing a cocktease
 Some thirty-seven times in the chest
 Drunk cuts...