Mix This Song Into A23's Maps Of Reality

If you're gonna get paid
 For playing other people's music
 You'll probably wanna add some zing
 And here's one way to do it
 And I know that fancy mixing
 Doesn't always make a good DJ
 But still, my mom could put a CD in a deck
 And make it play
 "Maps of Reality"
 By Assemblage 23
 Has the same BPM
 And is in the same key
 As the track which you are hearing now
 It's Beat Match 101
 We'll synchronize
 The song's reprise
 And then we'll have some fun
 Because it's like a paint by numbers
 Except for the DJ booth
 Because a pause that lasts two seconds
 Just sounds sloppy and uncouth
 We'll make a beat match so precise
 You'll leave the dancefloor thunderstruck
 Because our mash-up will be organized
 And not just sheer (Shear?) luck
 "Maps of Reality"
 By Assemblage 23
 Has the same BPM
 And is in the same key
 As the track which you are hearing now
 It's Beat Match 101
 We'll synchronize
 The song's reprise
 And then we'll have some fun
 Because it's like a paint by numbers
 Except for the DJ booth
 Because a pause that lasts two seconds
 Just sounds sloppy and uncouth
 We'll make a beat match so precise
 You'll leave the dancefloor thunderstruck
 Because our mash-up will be organized
 And not just sheer (Shear?) luck
 "Maps of Reality"
 By Assemblage 23
 Is the subject of this mix
 Because I think that song is neat
 So whoever's at the decks,
 Prepare to bring the real beat back
 And cue it up to 9.7 seconds into the track
 Because it's like a paint by numbers
 Except for the disc jockey
 'Cause two shoes in a dryer
 Pisses off my Tamagotchi
 But train wrecks can be avoided
 And we're here to show you how
 So miss or mister DJ,
 Drop the beat... NOW
 Main synth in 5 4 3 2
 And cue Tom's vocals
 We'll end this shit when we reach the chorus