Save Dat Mermaid

Hey, what's up?
 Are you guys ready to save some mermaids?
 I said are you guys ready to save some mermaids?
 Word
 No police or this underwater beast
 Gets both beheaded and filleted
 I've got no idea who this fishy mistress is
 But such is the trap I've laid
 Your family's captured too, but they've got less to do
 Than this random chick of the sea
 You beat me in round one, but this is round two
 And you'll never make it to round three
 Unless there's
 A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster
 A snake fight, so take up the slingshot
 A solo mission with no eskimo accolades
 'Til the way is clear - Save dat mermaid
 Can't find the vine down which I'm 'sposed to climb
 I have a hammer, but only on the inside
 Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way
 But the goal is clear - Save dat mermaid
 No need to be afeared
 I'll rescue you with my scuba gear
 And that cool spear-shooting gun
 I'm staying overnight at the Radisson
 Everyone will cheer
 When I rescue you with my scuba gear
 You'll be one rescued-ass mermaid
 And I'll be wearing scuba gear
 Word
 A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster
 A snake fight, so take up the slingshot
 A solo mission with no eskimo accolades
 'Til the way is clear - Save dat mermaid
 Can't find the vine down which I'm 'sposed to climb
 I have a hammer, but only on the inside
 Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way
 But the goal is clear - Save dat mermaid
 A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster
 A fuckin' snake, so boomerang the blindspot
 A solo mission with no eskimo accolades
 'Til the way is clear - Save dat mermaid
 Can't find the vine down which I'm 'sposed to climb
 Slappin' old men because it makes me feel fine
 Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way
 But the goal is clear
 That game was fucking hard