Turn Signals Are Still Cool - Feat. Sega Lugosi

When you're in a lane
 And you suddenly deviate
 You make me feel ashamed
 For my own Wisconsin license plate
 I can't read your mind
 I'm not in the Psychic Friends Network
 So you must signal your directional intentions
 Or watch me go berserk (on you)
 In the lanes (you must signal)
 On the off-ramp (you still must signal)
 You demonstrate your gaping lack of any driving skill
 'Cause turn signals are not optional
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 The lines on the road are clearly marked
 But you're drifting like a raft
 How did you ever get a valid driver's license?
 Was it blackmail, bribery or witchcraft?
 In the lanes (you must signal)
 On the off-map (you still must signal)
 You demonstrate your gaping lack of any driving skills
 'Cause turn signals are not optional
 If the lead guy at the light
 Gets his left signal on too late
 Make sure you get that blinker on
 Before you circumnavigate
 This is the type thing
 That shouldn't be so hard
 I don't think it's that hard
 Is it really that hard?