Maria

Oh maria hands it out
 She comes from guatamala
 She helps me get around
 She helps when I'm in trouble
 When the ice cream hit the ground
 The federales they were a'coming
 She had made arrangements with a vendor
 The stupid gringo - he got away
 Now if I had a $100's
 And maracas in my hand
 I'd shake them for maria
 I'd pressure her old man
 To let me take her back to texas
 In the white pickup truck
 Where she had done a dozen favors
 To get me out of dutch
 La...
 Now we never spank the children
 And the house is pretty small
 And I never learned the language
 Of old guatamal
 But there are frijoles when I'm hungry
 And I drink tequila when I'm dry
 And the coffee is oh so good
 And maria hands it out
 La...