The Gyroscopic

Gourds
 Noble Creatures
 The Gyroscopic
 Lost my job at the opinionory
 Co-workin’ windbags creatin’ drag
 Fell behind, you know, coastin’
 Easiest money that I ever made
 Reincarnated bottle-nosers
 Noble creatures of the sea
 I threw away a 6-pack ring
 That night I had a dream I lost my teeth
 All you good people gather ‘round
 Get inside the gyroscopic
 See her spinnin’ perpendicular
 No reason outside is gonna stop it
 Save Ulysses for another day
 Give it enough time the experts say
 Handful of monkeys with typewriters
 Will be found passed out in a limousine
 So cheer up, the sluts are comin’
 The big orgy just a day away
 Wake up with Beatrice in the bushes
 Only in horniness will we prevail