The Muffin Song (asdfmovie)

Hi, I'm a muffin
 And it's muffin time
 Who wants a muffin?
 Please, I just wanna die
 Hey, somebody kill me
 Please, it's muffin time
 Have you had a muffin today?
 I wanna die, die, die
 Please I wanna die, die, die
 Die, die, die
 It's muffin time
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die
 Please I wanna die, die, die
 Die, die, die
 It's muffin time
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die
 Die, potato, die
 I baked you a pie
 Oh boy, what flavour?
 Pie, pie, pie
 Dad, I'm hungry
 Hi Hungry, I'm dad
 Why did you name me this way?
 Why, why, why?
 I'm gonna do an internet
 Well, I'm gonna do a book
 You're leavin' me
 I met a real man
 Hey buddy, look over here
 Ha ha ha ha ha
 Now you're blind
 You're gonna die
 We're all gonna die
 Ooh, a butterfly
 We're all gonna die, die, die
 Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
 It's muffin time
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die (ooh, a butterfly)
 Die, die, die (hi, hi, hi)
 It's muffin time
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die
 Hee hee hee hee hee, hee hee
 Got your nose
 Look out, he's got a nose!
 Is this you? (Yes) Hello! (Hi!)
 Here comes the airplane
 I like trains
 Honey, I'm pregnant
 I can explain
 No, don't jump!
 Okay, jump now
 I have no idea how to breathe
 Meow, meow, meow I'm a cow
 Hey, you got a license for that?
 You'll never take me alive!
 Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
 No, llama no!
 Die, die, die
 Die, die, die (pie, pie pie)
 It's muffin time
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
 Please I wanna die, die, die (no, llama, don't)
 Die, die, die (hi, hi, hi)
 It's muffin time
 Please I wanna die, die, die
 Even though letting go feels right
 I can't afford to say goodbye
 You and I are bound together
 Especially since cartoons live forever
 Please I wanna die, die, die
 We're all gonna die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
 It's muffin time
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die (why, why, why)
 Please I wanna die, die, die (no, llama, don't)
 Die, die, die (pie, pie, pie)
 It's muffin time
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die
 It's muffin time
 'Cause I wanna die, die, die