We Need Brain

Welcome to the first Republican National Debate
 You all know the rules
 Whoever sings best will be the next president
 Of the United States of America
 And whoever sings the worst will be banished
 One, two, three, and four
 Why should you be the next commander in chief?
 We got a lot of contenders, so please keep it brief
 We need someone that understands the world today
 In this country, we need brain
 Obama's finally tryna' make a deal with Iran
 Is it gonna stop 'em from getting the nuclear bomb?
 You terminate the deal on day one
 Its failed foreign policy of the Obama-Clinton doctrine
 What's the greatest threat to our nation today?
 Is it ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or the gluten-free craze?
 ISIS rides around in US Humvee
 We shouldn't fund our enemies
 We know you love guns, we heard you loud and clear
 Now prove you love 'em more than everybody else here
 Look, I don't want my guns
 Registered in Washington
 Why should you be the next commander in chief?
 I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
 We got a lot of contenders, so please keep it brief
 I will make our country great again
 Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
 We can grow, we can do this
 Why you should be the next White House resident?
 Our leaders are stupid
 You could be the president!
 I'm gonna run hard, (oh) I'm gonna run with heart
 You could be the president!
 If I'm our nominee, (oh) how would Hillary lecture me?
 You could be the president!
 If you get in the Oval Office chair
 Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care?
 What I'd like to see is a private system
 The insurance companies control politicians
 How are you gonna make the economy stronger?
 If you don't get ideas, I'll throw a benefit concert
 We need to even out the tax code
 The economy is different than the one we had five years ago
 Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned
 How excited are you to go marry a man?
 I just went to a wedding of a friend who's gay
 We need to give everybody a chance
 Should we put body cameras on all the cops?
 So no one gets shot at a traffic stop?
 I've been to Baltimore, I've been to Ferguson
 I'm a different kind of Republican
 Why should you be the next commander in chief?
 I'm a guy with a wife, two kids and a Harley
 We got a lot of contenders, so please keep it brief
 What I say is what I say, if you don't like it, I'm sorry
 Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
 We can grow, we can do this
 Why you should be the next White House resident?
 Our leaders are stupid
 You could be the president!
 I'm gonna run hard, (oh) I'm gonna run with heart
 You could be the president!
 If I'm our nominee, (oh) how would Hillary lecture me?
 You could be the president!
 God gives me unconditional love
 You gave Obama a big hug
 On the side of the stage, it's hard to even debate
 But it's okay, I'm just tryna' sell some books today
 And mixtapes on my Indiegogo and Myspace
 It's not great, but it's better than Drake's, and these fakes
 Why should you be the next commander in chief?
 I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
 We got a lot of contenders, so please keep it brief
 I will make our country great again
 Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
 We can grow, we can do this
 Why you should be the next White House resident?
 Our leaders are stupid
 You could be the president!
 I'm gonna run hard, (oh) I'm gonna run with heart
 You could be the president!
 If I'm our nominee, (oh) how would Hillary lecture me?
 You could be the president!
 Thanks so much for tuning
 Into the first Republican National Debate
 Coming up next, America flag pins: who wore it the best?