The Ramp

(I ran)
 (Down the ramp)
 I said there's no way
 There's no way
 I can make it down that ramp
 Without falling on my ass
 There's no way
 There's no way
 General, I may grab you so fast
 I don't want that
 And this was a steel ramp
 Really, really steep
 No handrail
 It was like an ice-skating rink
 I said there's no way
 There's no way
 I can make it down that ramp
 Without falling on my ass
 Inch by inch
 I took these little steps
 When I was ten-feet short
 I ran down the rest
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
 I looked very handsome
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
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 And I don't wanna get
 Water on the tie
 'Cause I've done it, it spills down
 It doesn't look good for a long time
 And I don't wanna test
 More people now
 So I said to my people
 "Slow the testing down"
 The ramp and the water
 The water and the tests
 How good was this speech?
 This speech has been the best (the best)
 It's true
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
 I looked very handsome
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
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 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
 I looked very handsome
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
 Trending number one
 If I fall, if I fall, if I fall
 The fall would be definitely bad
 If I fall, if I fall, if I fall
 The best fall anybody's ever had
 There's no way, there's no way
 I can make it down that ramp
 Without falling on my ass
 There's no way, there's no way
 General, I may grab you so fast
 I don't want that
 Inch by inch
 I took these little steps
 When I was ten-feet short
 I ran down the rest
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
 I looked very handsome
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
 Trending number one
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
 I looked very handsome
 I ran (I ran, I ran)
 Down the ramp (down the ramp)
 Trending number one