Gendertrash

You know we don't feel too bad about these people at all
 (Although we don't talk about them never talk about them
 Just do glossy double-page spreads
 On the construction of a brand new vagina labia clitoris
 Lots of colon depth there baby
 Can our readers stick it up you if they win a competition
 Go on be a sport)
 And the gays lesbians bisexuals transsexuals and paedophiles
 (Oops how did that get in there damn that subliminal advertising
 OUR TOOTHPASTE IS FOR heterosexual COUPLES ONLY)
 We don't mind you really we don't
 We just want to preserve the natural order of things so that we get tax breaks mortgages adoption rights Pensions prison visits hospital visits police protection blessings from the QUEEN (and country)
 To live our holy sanctioned beautiful heterosexual (no paedophiles here mate) life
 Cor look at that fuck me lads no better fuck her
 More pussy less mileage more malleable less vocal