Don't Call Me

If you get yourself in another one of your binds
 Run for help, yell for someone, pray for a sign
 Dial 911, light a roadside flare
 Up and run, I don't care
 Just don't, don't call me
 If your truck breaks down, if it all falls apart
 Leave it on the shoulder, just get out, take a walk
 If your shoes hurt your feet, take 'em off
 Probably do ya some good, hell, maybe a lot
 Just don't, don't call me
 Well don't, don't call me
 With another of your emergencies
 Didn't you say you outgrew me
 When you chose to up and leave?
 Don't call me
 If you wake up in jail and they let you use the phone
 Even if mine's the only number you know
 You gotta figure it out on your own
 You used up your favours a long time ago
 So don't, well don't call me
 Well don't, don't call me
 With another of your emergencies
 Didn't you say you outgrew me
 When you chose to up and leave?
 Don't call me
 Oh no you don't!
 Well don't, don't call me
 With another of your emergencies
 Didn't you say you outgrew me
 When you chose to up and leave?
 Don't call me
 Oh you don't call me
 (Try sortin' it out yourself) don't call me!
 (Pick up a book and get self help) that's right, you don't call me!
 (1800, go to hell, there's always been someone else) don't call me!
 No, no, no (you can lean on your other ex)
 (I know y'all still text) don't call me!
 (Call your mom, she'll fix your mess) don't call me!
 (Call your doctor!) You don't call me!
 (Your lawyer if you can afford one) don't call me!
 (Lose my number, don't call Brandi, and don't call me)
 (Call your spiritual guider; voodoo might help) don't call me
 (Your tattoo artist; somebody else can get this party started)