Girl All the Bad Guys Want

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
 To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
 Her name is Nona,
 she's a rocker with a nose ring
 She wears a two way,
 but I'm not quite sure what that means
 And when she walks
 All the wind blows and the angels sing
 She doesn't notice me
 Cause she is watchin' wrestling
 Creamin' over tough guys
 Listenin' to rap metal
 Turntables in her eyes
 It's like a bad movie
 She is lookin' through me
 If you were me, then you'd be
 Screamin' someone shoot me
 As I fail miserably
 Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
 She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
 Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
 She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
 She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
 And when she walks
 All the wind blows and the angels sing
 She'll never notice me
 Cause she is watchin' wrestling
 Creamin' over tough guys
 Listenin' to rap metal
 Turntables in her eyes
 She likes 'em with a mustache
 Racetrack season pass
 Drivin' in a Trans-Am
 Does a mullet make a man?
 It's like a bad movie
 She is lookin' through me
 If you were me, then you'd be
 Screamin' someone shoot me
 As I fail miserably
 Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want
 There she goes again
 With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
 She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
 All I wanted was to see her naked
 Now I am watchin' wrestling
 Tryin' to be a tough guy
 Listenin' to rap metal
 Turntables in my eyes
 I can't grow a mustache
 And I ain't got no season pass
 All I got's a moped, moped, moped
 It's like a bad movie
 She is lookin' through me
 If you were me, then you'd be
 Screamin' someone shoot me
 As I fail miserably
 Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want
 She's the girl all the bad guys want