Freakshow

I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair
 Carnie says he's from Nepal
 Take a look if you dare
 Scabs on his clubbed feet
 Smell of fish and chips in the air
 Alone in his trailer
 People come and pay to stare
 For a couple dollars
 You can see the freaks at the fair
 Stand and laugh
 Or you can just stare
 Thank God, my kids don't look like that
 Freakshow at the fair
 Freakshow at the fair
 Lobster boy, found half-way 'round the world
 Modern science, keeps alive
 A beautiful headless girl
 Siamese twins or child in fins
 Makes you cry
 Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes
 For a couple dollars
 You can see the freaks at the fair
 Stand and laugh
 Or you can just stare
 Thank God, my kids don't look like that
 Freakshow at the fair
 Freakshow at the fair
 Where have all the freaks gone?
 We don't see 'em at the fair
 Have doctors found a cure?
 Are they all locked up somewhere?
 I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair
 Connie says he's from Nepal
 Take a look if you dare
 Freakshow at the fair
 Freakshow at the fair
 Freakshow at the fair