Something in the Water

I think there's something in the water
 Well, then again, it could be something in the air
 But there's none to be found
 In the dirt on the ground
 And the choices I've made are ad hoc anyway
 I think it must be the water
 The noises through the wall are TV and sex
 Repeat your opinion until it all makes sense
 And it's all you can do to keep your head above it
 It's the only truth
 There's no way around it
 I think there's something in the water
 Well, then again, it could be something in the air
 But there's none to be found
 In the dirt on the ground
 And the choices I've made are ad hoc anyway
 I think it must be the water
 The noises through the wall are TV and sex
 Repeat your opinion until it all makes sense
 And it's all you can do to keep your head above it
 It's the only truth
 There's no way around it
 I think thats right (? - I tweaked it a little - who knows for sure?)