Captain Hook Never Breaks a Promise / The Elegant Captain Hook / A Little Surprise / Oh Tink / The Pen or the Plank

Yo ho!
 Yo ho!
 Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho!
 So try the life of a thief
 Just sample the life of a crook
 There isn't a boy who won't enjoy
 Aworkin' for Captain The world's most famous crook
 Crook crook
 Crickitey crocity crickitey crook
 The croc is after Captain
 A special offer for today I'll tell you what I'll do
 All those who sign without delay
 Will get a free tatoo
 Why, it's like money in the bank
 Come on
 Join up and I'll be Frank
 Unless you do
 You'll walk the plank!
 The choice is up to you
 The choice is up to you
 Yo ho
 Yo ho
 Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
 You'll love the life of a thief
 You'll relish the life of a crook
 There's barrels of fun for everyone
 And you'll get treasures by the ton
 So come and sign the book
 Join up with Captain ... (all music)