Animal Party

I was home one Saturday night
 just mindin' my own business
 when I heard a knockin' on the door
 I said "who's there?!"
 I said "who's there?!"
 Hey! Mr. Pig!
 What you doin' back from France?
 What do you mean there's a party goin' on tonight?
 Then out of my window
 came three chickens going cluck-cluck
 And I said "what the--" *ba-cock!*
 Gather all you girls and guys
 Don't waste your time gonna tell you why
 Well I got a party that's waitin' for you
 Now tell me what you gonna do
 Open the door
 come on in
 Let the animal party begin
 Open the door
 come on in
 Let the animal party begin
 So there I was in my house
 with twelve chickens
 three elephants
 five pigs
 eight monkeys
 two cows
 and a zebra.
 They were all dancin' around
 doin' the such and such
 When someone knocked on my door again
 "Pizza!"
 "Who's there?!?"
 "Pizza!"
 I said "Who's there?!?"
 "Pizza man!"
 What?!
 Who the hell ordered pizza!?
 Gather all you girls and guys
 Don't waste your time gonna tell you why
 Well I got a party that's waitin' for you
 Now tell me what you gonna do
 Open the door
 come on in
 Let the animal party begin
 Open the door
 come on in
 Let the animal party begin
 Open the door
 come on in
 Let the animal party begin
 Open the door
 come on in
 Let the animal party begin
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