David Makalaster

I'm David Makalaster
 Your ten o'clock newscaster
 My lips are moving faster than
 My mind can comprehend
 I'm David Makalaster
 Your ten o'clock newscaster
 Some call me Mr. Mcaly-Mouth
 But think of me as friend
 If you believe the things I tell you
 I've a bridge or two to sell you
 And since I've cut my intake down
 My liver's on the mend
 'Cause I'm David Makalaster
 Your ten o'clock newscaster
 Good evening and here's what's new
 Isn't it awfully nice
 To live in a world
 Where everything's exactly how it seems
 We live in a world
 Where all you have to do
 Is sit around and dream
 About the things that make ya happy
 The things that make ya smile
 Lay back, relax
 Apathy's back in style
 I'm David Makalaster
 Your ten o'clock newscaster
 And I firmly execute
 Every word I say
 I'm David Makalaster
 Your ten o'clock newscaster
 Only 6% of America
 Thinks that I am gay
 If you believe the things I tell you
 I've a bridge or two to sell you
 And if you see the spider
 Don't spill your cords and whey
 'Cause I'm David Makalaster
 Your ten o'clock newscaster
 Good evening and here's what's new
 Isn't it awfully nice
 To live in a world
 Where everything's exactly how it seems
 We live in a world
 That strokes you in the fire
 To build up steam
 We live in a world
 Where all you have to do
 Is sit around and dream
 About the things that make ya happy
 The things that make ya smile
 Lay back, relax
 Apathy's back in style
 Apathy's back in style
 I'm David Makalaster
 Your ten o'clock newscaster
 Good evening and here's what's new