Long in the Tooth

Long in the tooth
 Long in the tooth
 I'm lookin' round the corner
 And I'm long in the tooth
 Waiter, hey check please
 In the corner booth
 I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth
 Time is a loser, boozer, schnoozer
 He carried up and married up
 A midwest hoosier
 Coffee beans
 Fax machines
 Playin' like a schmoozer
 He's gettin' rather long in the tooth
 Oysterhead, Zeppelin Led
 Shoulda heard what granny said
 Paco de Lucia never seen a man like Flouncin' Fred
 Wrapped up
 Tapped out
 Crapped on
 Bled
 He's feelin' rather long in the tooth
 Long in the tooth
 Long in the tooth
 Mother Nature's greedy when
 You're long in the tooth
 You ain't afraid of dying
 But you're terrified of youth
 You must be gettin' rather
 Long in the tooth
 Long in the tooth
 Long in the tooth
 If you're watchin' Price is Right
 Then you're damn long in the tooth
 I sold of my rebellion
 For a pocket full of couth
 'Cause I'm getting
 Rather long in the tooth
 Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho"
 Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho"
 Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho"
 Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho"
 Long in the tooth
 Long in the tooth
 Long in the tooth
 Long in the tooth
 Well I'll take mine dirty
 With a splash of Vermouth
 I kinda like bein' long in the tooth