Very Busy People

We'll end up numb from playing video games
 And we'll get sick of having sex
 And we'll get fat from eating candy
 As we drink ourselves to death
 We'll stay up late making mix tapes
 Photoshopping pictures of ourselves
 While we masturbate to these pixelated videos
 Of strangers fucking themselves
 We are very busy people
 We are very busy people
 There's crusty socks and stacks of pizza boxes
 Making trails straight to the bed
 And when we're done sleeping we'll stay busy dreaming
 Of the things we don't have yet
 Well there's a long long list of chores
 And shit to do before we play
 Oh let's just piss away the day
 Crank call the cops down at the station
 Just for friendly conversation
 Requesting songs they never play
 Let's hear the one that goes like
 We are very busy people
 We are very busy people
 But we've always got time for new friends
 So come on over and knock on our door
 It's open, what ya waiting for
 We might be sprawled out on the floor
 But we still make lovely company
 Pull up a chair I'll pour some tea
 We'll shoot the shit 'bout everything
 'Till you get sick of politics and flip on the tv screen
 We stare at the tv screen
 That Donnie Darko DVD has been repeating for a week
 And we know every single word
 I've got an iPod like a pirate ship
 I'll sail the seas with fifty thousand songs I've never heard
 All the best of them go
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 We are very busy people
 We are very busy people
 But we've always got time for new friends
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