Another Day in the Life of Mr. Jones

It was the 14th day of winter and
 the clouds were getting dense
 I met a girl in a snooker hall
 and she asked me for 10 pence
 she said she
 had to make a phone call
 to get hold of her man
 when she asked me what I did
 I said as little as I can
 uh-huh
 You're just who I've been looking for
 a partner to my crime
 I got this little caper
 I've been planning for sometime
 Its all up for the taking
 but it'll need two pairs of hands
 just take a look through this scrap book
 and I'm sure you'll understand
 uh-huh
 It never stops amazing me
 the things we do for currency
 But I promise I will change my ways
 If I get out of this alive
 Well its quite some undertaking
 but its not a game I play
 she said its too late for that
 you've seen my plans
 I can't let you get away
 with that she whipped out a 45
 and she led me to the car
 a hundred miles an hour in a stolen TVR
 uh-huh
 Well in half an hour we'd left the bank
 and in an hour we made the coast
 I cracked open a bottle and
 proposed ourselves a toast
 I said well
 heres to strangers thick as theives
 and to a day well spent
 and I'll be on my way
 when I get my fifty percent
 she said its been a pleasure to meet you
 but it really is a shame
 'coz I'm gonna have to kill you now
 and I don't even know your name
 My mouth filled up with thick red blood
 as the bullet smashed my bones
 I said let me introduce myself
 they call me lucky Jones
 It never stops amazing me
 the things we do for currency
 But I promise I will change my ways
 If I get out of this alive