Cod Liver Oil & The Orange Juice

Out of the East there came a hard man
 Oh-oh-oh, a-the way from Brighton, ah-ah-ah
 Glory hallelujah
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 He went into a pub and he came out paralytic
 Oh-oh-oh, VP and cider, ah-ah-ah
 What a hell of a mixture
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 Does this bus go to the Dennistoun Palais?
 Oh-oh-oh, I'm lookin' for a lumber, ah-ah-ah
 Glory hallelujah
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 In the dancin', he met Hairy Mary
 Oh-oh-oh, the floor o' the Gorbals, ah-ah-ah
 Glory hallelujah
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 Aw, no Mary, are you dancin'?
 Oh-oh, no, it's just the way I'm staunin', ah-ah-ah
 Glory hallelujah
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 Oh, no, Mary, your one in a million
 Oh-oh-oh, an' so's your chances, ah-ah-ah
 Glory hallelujah
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 Oh, no, Mary, can I run you home?
 Oh-oh-oh, I've got a pair of sandshoes, ah-ah-ah
 You're a hell of a funny
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
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 In through the back-close, an' out through the dunny, yeah
 Oh-oh-oh, it wasn't for the first time, ah-ah-ah
 Glory hallelujah
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 The mother came out, she was goin' to the cludgie
 Oh-oh-oh, I buggered off sharpish, ah-ah-ah
 Glory hallelujah
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 Hairy Mary, she had a little baby
 Oh-oh-oh, the father's in the army, ah-ah-ah
 Glory hallelujah
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 Now, Hairy Mary is still lookin' for her hard man
 Oh-oh-oh, he's joined the Foreign Legion, ah-ah-ah
 Sahara under the camel
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice
 Cod liver oil and the orange juice