I'm Gonna Fuck You Up

BUICK REGAL IN MY WAY
 ANCIENT DRIVERS THEY MUST PAY
 GRIND YOU INTO FUCK PUREE
 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
 WAL MART WHITE TRASH EVERYWHERE
 CELLULITIC DERRIERE
 STEP INTO THE MAGIC SQUARE
 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
 BAPTIST CHURCH SAY 'GOD HATES FAGS'
 PROTEST AT THE BODY BAGS
 SENDS ME ON A STABBIN' JAG
 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
 WARM UP BAND PLAYED WAY TOO LONG
 WITH SHITTY AFTER SHITTY SONG
 FOR HOW LONG WILL YOUR SUCK PROLONG?
 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
 TEA BAG PARTY ON THE TUBE
 LOONY ZEALOTS-RIGHT WING RUBES
 POUND YOU FOR YOUR ATTITUDES
 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
 GROUPIE TWATS ARE ON THE PROWL
 JANKY SKANK DOMESTIC FOWL
 GORE YOU WITH MY GARDEN TROWEL
 NOT GONNA FUCK YOU!
 Oh I'm gonna fuck you up alright.
 let me count the ways.
 Cat O' 9 Tails across the buttocks...
 Morningstar to the melon.
 Garrote.Iron Maiden.Quarterstaff. WarHammer.
 Battle-axe.Bludgeon.
 They will be deployed.
 YOU CAN CALL ME EVEL MEDIEVAL!
 GOD BOYS KNEELING DEEP IN PRAYER
 GOD IS DEAD I DO DECLARE
 HAM FIST THEM WITH SAVOIR FAIRE
 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
 TAKE AWAY OUR TOMMY GUNS
 THEN WHAT DO WE DO FOR FUN??
 SCREAMING FUCKS ARE ON THE RUN
 I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!