Tesla Coil

A Tesla Coil
 A Tesla Coil
 My wife's been fitted with a Tesla Coil
 If I get frisky in the marital bed
 Sparks shoot down her leg
 What a shock
 What a shock
 10, 000 volts shoot through my cock
 My wife protects herself from me
 With electricity
 She says that giving birth the once was quite enough, thank you
 It's agony, and sometimes women die
 She knew she could not trust me
 To be chaste by will alone
 So she went to see that Tesla guy
 A Christmas tree
 A Christmas tree
 Her skirt lights up like a Christmas tree
 If I act inappropriately
 When we're out after dark
 Her bustle glows
 Her bustle glows
 It starts to crackle, then explodes
 Lighting up the neighbourhood
 With blue and purple sparks
 She says that giving birth the once was quite enough, thank you
 It's agony, and sometimes women die
 She knew she could not trust me
 To be chaste by will alone
 So she went to see that Tesla guy
 Tesla
 Nikola Tesla
 Tesla
 Nikola Tesla
 Tesla
 Nikola Tesla
 Tesla
 Nikola Tesla
 A Tesla Coil
 A Tesla Coil
 It's enough to make a man's blood boil
 My conjugal rights have all been spoiled
 It's a bloody disgrace
 Nikola
 Nikola
 Get your arse back over here
 If you cannot explain yourself
 I'll smash you in the face.