Charlie

V1.
 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...
 The doctors son was he
 Didn't know what to do
 When he finished school
 So they packed him off
 To sea
 Charlie Charlie Charlie
 A modern tragedy
 The navy rum and the
 Tropical sun
 Has sent him dolally
 So get back on the Beagle
 Charles and sail far away
 The things you said today
 Is surely blasphemy!
 Men of cloth and science agree:
 That's quite enough! BEGONE CHARLIE!
 How dare you go around
 Telling me
 My grandfather's an ape!
 V2.
 Charlie, no you can't make a
 Monkey out of me
 This isn't the planet of the apes
 Its the nineteeth century!
 Charlie Charlie Charlie
 Now you stand accused
 Of calling Victoria's dad a chimp
 And she is not amused!
 So get back on the Beagle
 Charles and sail far away
 The things you said today
 Is surely blasphemy!
 Men of cloth and science agree:
 That's quite enough! BEGONE CHARLIE!
 How dare you go around
 Telling me
 My grandfather's an ape!
 V3 - old children's limerick:
 Charlie charlie darwin darwin darwin
 Charlie charlie darwin NOW WHAT THE 'ELL HAVE YA DONE?
 The Origin of the Species the species the species
 The Origin of the Species AND THE DESCENT OF MAN!
 It contradicts the Bible, the Bible, the Bible
 It contradicts the Bible ONE OF YOU IS WRONG!
 So get back on the Beagle
 Charles and sail far away
 The things you said today
 Is surely blasphemy!
 Men of cloth and science agree:
 That's quite enough! BEGONE CHARLIE!
 How dare you go around
 Telling me
 My grandfather's an ape!
 V4.
 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...
 What happened to you boy?
 We thought you'd join the clergy
 Not make the Lord annoyed!
 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...
 At the age of fifty one
 Your family's a laughing stock
 Look at what you've done!
 So get back on the Beagle
 Charles and sail far away
 The things you said today
 Is surely blasphemy!
 Men of cloth and science agree:
 That's quite enough! BEGONE CHARLIE!
 How dare you go around
 Telling me
 My grandfather's an ape!