The Gin Song

It's cleaner than water, it's cheaper than porter
 It's gin
 It helps you get through all that life throws at you
 Gin
 From Hampstead to Aldgate it's everyone's best mate
 It's gin
 Ladies and lords and the great unwashed hoardes
 Love gin
 Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
 Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes
 Taking the edge of the hardships of life
 If I could marry it, I'd make it my wife
 When slumped in the gutter, the first word you utter
 Is gin
 GIN
 It mends broken hearts, helps friendships start
 Gin
 GIN
 Makes dull banter witty, makes ugly girls pretty,
 It's gin
 GIN
 It helps you forget all the things you regret
 It's gin
 GIN
 Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
 Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes
 Taking the edge of the hardships of life
 If I could marry it, I'd make it my wife
 Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
 Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
 Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
 GIN IS THE TONIC TO CURE ALL YOUR WOES
 Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
 Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes
 Taking the edge of the hardships of life
 If I could marry it, I'd make it my wife
 Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
 Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes
 Taking the edge of the hardships of life
 If I could marry it, I'd make it my wife
 Gin
 Gin
 Gin
 Gin
 Y'know when you say a word so many times it stops sounding like a word? That. With "gin".