I Can't Stop Drinking

Champagne drunk, tomorrow is out of luck
 When the celebrations come to an end
 When the party's over, Sunday morning wakes up sober
 Begs for me to start up again
 
 I'm whiskey drunk in the ShopRite parking lot
 I'm waitin' while Anna buys milk and eggs
 Sometimes, I wonder why she hasn't found another
 One that her girlfriends would recommend
 
 Our worst fights are when we get silent
 Just a disappointed you shaking your head
 When the cards and flowers don't work, I sleep on the couch when I'm a jerk
 What's gotta give, what's gotta give?
 
 'Cause I know what you're thinking
 That I can't stop drinking
 Every time you try to ask me to, I just
 Throw a fit and storm out of the room
 'Cause I know what you're thinking
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 I'm cheap beer drunk in a bar off Passyunk
 
 I'll be here until the lights come up again
 Feel free to join me if you're bored or feeling lonely
 I could sure use the company
 I miss you so much when I was your drunk lush
 You knew me so well, I knew ya half as well
 Love's a cruel, cruel joke when the tools in the shed can't fix what's broke
 So you leave it broke
 
 'Cause I know what you're thinking
 That I can't stop drinking
 Every time you try to ask me to, I just
 Throw a fit and storm out of the room
 'Cause I know what you're thinking