Dead-Letter officer

I hold more unfulfilled dreams than a dead letter officer
 So many it seems that can never come true
 I still believe no matter how stupid
 That everything will work out with you
 And my only hope is the dead letter officer
 Delivering what I am too scared to do
 If I rely on my own hope and courage
 Then none of these dreams will ever come true
 But I don't believe in love
 'cause I watch too much TV
 I don't believe in anything
 But I believe that you'll be here with me
 So I just rely on my dead letter officer
 To send all my unaddresssed thoughts on their way
 And when there's some chance that one of them reaches you
 There's enough hope to go on for one day
 So I wait every day for that dead letter officer
 To bring all my secrets up to your door
 I know that you'll thank that dead letter officer
 For bringing the one thing that you've been praying for
 And I should become a dead letter officer
 Read about things that the other half do
 Spending my time as a dead letter officer
 I'll learn the secrets to winning you