Buffoon

Which direction is the safest to take?
 You'd always shoot 'em down and set things straight
 I'm not the one to joke about this disarray
 Even though it's the anecdote for every debate
 Cat's got the tongue
 Of each and every one
 So don't go thinkin' of your victims
 Remember you're only human
 It's a common miscommunication
 Talk since we were children
 Don't turn into a buffoon
 Don't hide behind another tree, you're only hindering
 Cat's got the tongue
 Of each and every one of us,
 so don't start makin' a fuss, for it's a hurdle that we must
 Jump together all at once before we end up back to front
 It's all goin' down the hole
 Y'don't know where to stay or go
 It's all goin' down the hole
 You don't wanna get involved, no
 No you don't want - to -
 (It's all going down the hole)
 Send any guidance
 (It's all going down the hole)
 Shouldn't need reminding, oh
 (It's all going down the hole)
 What went wrong?
 (It's all going down the hole)
 Driving me a cow and drownin' (??)
 (It's all going down the hole)
 Sent to swallow your ego
 So don't start making a fuss, for it's a hurdle that we must
 Jump together all at once before we end up back to front