She Ain't Pretty

I had two jobs, I had dishwater hands
 And on the weekend in a rock and roll band
 One Friday night, in my hometown bar
 In walked a girl who looked like a movie star
 She stared at me and it was turning me on
 She said she worked in a beauty salon
 I heard a voice inside me say
 She ain't pretty, she just looks that way
 We made a date to go for a drink
 I wore my jeans and she wore a mink
 There was this misconception all over town
 That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound
 She said, "Take me home, there won't be no fuss"
 I said, "Sure, you got some change for the bus?"
 Watching her leave, I heard the bartender say
 She ain't pretty she just looks that way
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 So, uh, I called her up, her father was home
 Said, "She's busy, she can't come to the phone"
 I held my breath and decided to wait
 A guy like me doesn't get many dates
 I fell in love with a model from hell
 It took some time for my hormones to tell
 That chasing her has been a grave mistake
 She ain't pretty she just looks that way
 Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast
 But her personality didn't have the cash
 I laughed out loud to my total dismay
 She ain't pretty she just looks that way
 She ain't pretty she just looks that way
 She ain't pretty
 She ain't pretty
 She ain't pretty
 She ain't pretty she just looks that way