A Sap's Guide to Rock 'n' Roll

Make sure you don't play no tricky-dicky solos,
 And you can be in my band
 If you'll quite your job at Tesco's.
 Well, a friend says you're quotable, you're skinny and you're lovable.
 You're good to be with when you're high
 You wear your fringe below your eyes
 You strap your axe around your thighs
 You kiss the girls you make 'em cry
 Well...
 It's a Sap's Guide to Rock'n'Roll
 It's a Sap's Guide to Rock'n'Roll
 It's a Sap's Guide to Rock'n'Roll
 It's a Sap's Guide to Rock'n'Roll
 You've got to be prepared to die for us
 'Cause altruism is no curse
 You can be the cover star
 And I'll save you from your stupid life
 And your girlfriend that you cannot trust, yeah yeah
 And your girlfriend that you cannot trust
 I wanna save you from your stupid lives
 I wanna save you from your stupid lives ah ah
 I wanna save you from your stupid lives
 I wanna save you from your stupid lives
 Well...
 It's a Sap's Guide to Rock'n'Roll
 It's a Sap's Guide to Rock'n'Roll
 It's a Sap's Guide to Rock'n'Roll
 It's a Sap's Guide to Rock'n'Roll