Chevrolet Van

Got some free advice just the other day
 From an old relative of mine
 He said, you know I dig what you do
 But I think you're wasting your time
 Yes I do
 Because driving around
 Getting drunk with your friends in a van every night
 Sounds like a lotta fun, but you need a plan B
 'Cause it ain't gonna last long past twenty one
 You'll never make enough money
 And no one cares about the things you say
 You're gonna wake up someday
 And you'll wish you got a job
 Spend half your life in that Chevrolet
 Driving up and down the freeway
 Someday when you're too old to play
 Man, you'll wish you got a job
 I bummed a cigarette from a guy when I was in Manhattan last week
 I told him politely, thank you
 Then with this hollowed out look, he turned to me and said
 You know for twenty five years I've been a banker
 In all my many years of life
 I suddenly feel obliged to impart to you this free piece of advice
 You must invest in your future
 I said thanks for the cigarette but I think I know the rest
 Oh you'll never make enough money
 And no one cares about the things you say
 You're gonna wake up someday
 Man, you'll wish you got a job
 Spend half your life in that Chevrolet
 Driving up and down the freeway
 Someday when you're too old to play
 Man, you'll wish you got a job
 You'll never make enough money
 And no one cares about the things you say
 You're gonna wake up someday
 Man, you'll wish you got a job
 Spend half your life in that Chevrolet
 Driving up and down the freeway
 Someday when you're too old to play
 Then, you'll wish you got a job
 You'll never make enough money
 And no one cares about the things you say
 You're gonna wake up someday
 Man, you'll wish you got a job