Hillbilly Willy

He takes his showers under waterfalls
 Wears oversized over-worn overalls
 Long underwear underneath
 He's got the Cumberland Gap between his two front teeth
 Get out the way here comes Willy
 He's proud to be a banjo-pickin' hillbilly
 He wouldn't have it any other way
 He'll be running through the hills until his beard turns grey
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 Well he never watches the evening news
 And he don't like wearin' hiking shoes
 His old straw hat is worn n' torn
 They say he came out wearin' it the day he was born
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 That old Willy's a fine old man
 He washes his face in a fryin' pan
 He went out to milk and didn't know how
 So he milked the goose instead of the cow
 Willy's got a wife that gets a little frilly
 Puts escargot in her homestyle chili
 Drinks champagne from an old canteen
 She makes Willy drive the mule like a limousine