I'd Rather Play Nintendo

Going insane thinking of you
 It was one year ago
 I waited four months to see your lovely face
 You came up to me and said, "I have bad news.
 I'm just a stupid little slut who has trouble keeping her legs closed
 Didn't mean to stab you in the back. Maybe I'm a nymphomanic.
 I'm so sorry but I'm over you now."
 Erica you're so lame
 I wish I'd never met you
 You took my heart and ran it over
 Going insane thinking of you
 You're just a stupid slut
 And why did you do this to me
 You're so stupid and I'd rather be playing Mario 3
 So now I sit in my room
 And think of ways that I can take my mind off you
 Only my NES could reset my mind
 And make me think about the good times with Toad and Link
 Beating up on Super Macho Man, and going to Nintendo land
 This is the only way to forget you