Paddy's Heaven

Crack the whip and smash the panes
 And lash the laggard while he strains
 And then when no one else remains
 For the road to heaven
 No one else to scream and shout
 And kick the bloody windows out
 Off to Paddy's heaven
 Chorus: Lock the doors and strip the plough
 Paddy must be going now
 On the road and God knows how
 Off to Paddy's Heaven
 Here's a nice one from the start
 Kick the bugger's life apart
 And then I'll add with all my heart
 On the road to heaven
 And believe me when I say
 Come again another day
 You'll see me duck and weave and pray
 All for Paddy's Heaven
 And whatever is my name
 Surrogates will take the blame
 And others still will feel the pain
 On the road to heaven
 And while they wander in the night
 I'll sit and watch the pale moonlight
 And in my bed all tucked up tight
 I'll dream of Paddy's heaven
 And if should come as comes to all
 That someday others hear the call
 They may rise and I may fall
 And burn in Paddy's heaven.