Television

Look at me, I'm on the tele-V
 How could this be? It's me on Channel 3
 Shiny shoes and shiny hair
 My stylist told me what to wear
 She said to smile and look real thin
 Is anybody watching me?
 Will I disappear?
 Is anybody holding on me?
 Am I wasting my time?
 I want it, you need it
 Come on, baby, let's conceive it
 If I fail, will you try?
 Oh, no, don't turn the channel off
 Knock, knock, that's me on the other side
 Put your hand on the screen, that's me you see
 I'm trapped behind this glass
 I'm trapped right in a box
 But that that's me right on the the tele-V
 Is anybody watching me?
 Will I disappear?
 Is anybody holding on me?
 Am I wasting my time?
 I want it, you need it
 Come on, baby, let's conceive it
 If I fail, will you try?
 Oh, no, don't turn the channel off
 Turn the channel off
 Turn the channel off
 Turn the channel off
 Oh, no
 I want it, you need it
 Come on, baby, let's conceive it
 If I fail, will you try?
 Oh, no, don't turn the channel
 I want it, you need it
 Come on, baby, let's conceive it
 If I fail, will you try?
 Oh, no, don't turn the channel
 I want it, you need it
 Come on, baby, let's conceive it
 If I fail, will you try?
 Oh, no, don't turn the channel off
 Turn the channel off
 Turn the channel off
 Turn the channel off