On the Back Burner

Alright, have you seen those lads?
 There's a brand-new band in town
 They're alright, but they're not that good, you know what the hype's about
 See me, I could've made it big
 I mean, I really could've been someone
 I got a mate named Dave who moved to Spain
 He could've had me on Radio one
 I'm tellin' ya
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 See me, I could've made it big
 But you live with the choice you choose
 The signal's shit, but I'll show you later
 Nearly got me a million views
 He had to call it quits 'cause he had two kids
 So the dream went on a back burner
 And everybody round here's got a cousin or a mate
 Who's best friends with Alex Turner
 I'm tellin' ya
 Don't believe the hype
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 I'm a local hero at the open mic
 I got songs that I've written, me send
 But there ain't many here, and I need more beer
 Come, and watch me at half past ten
 'Cause they all go mad for the songs I sing
 They all know that I should've took off
 But when he gets on stage, and he starts to play
 It's guaranteed that they'll all fuck off
 I'm tellin' ya
 Don't believe the hype
 Don't believe the hype