The Ballad of Jeremy Corbyn

(Can you hear that? The March of Progress!
 One Man, taking Britain back to the '70s...
 And into the FUTURE!)
 HIT ME!
 A vegetarian, humanitarian, septuagenarian LEGEND
 (JEREMY CORBYN!)
 Allotment-based Jam-Master J, who digs for victory!
 (JEREMY CORBYN!)
 Rising tide, a class divide
 News to make you run and hide
 Here comes the man to save the day!
 Arrested on that picket line
 Proved right almost every time
 He's got the plan, so lead the way!
 Big Bosses try their best to keep him out of sight
 Which means that you can guess that Jez is doing it right!
 The 1% have millions, so the rest - we need to fight!
 No more politics as usual, protest and be polite! Cos...
 Many who might claim to be, but the one for me is Jeremy
 (JEREMY CORBYN!)
 (Don't second guess the meek
 JC y'all!
 Woe to you who are rich...)
 He's a Capitalist's worst nightmare, 'cos he works for scale and he fights fair!
 (JEREMY CORBYN)
 (And he pays his taxes... late. Dig this)
 HE'S JUST AN AVERAGE GUY! He's just like you and I
 EXCEPT HE WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL
 But then so did Tony Benn!
 (And David Attenborough too)
 If you can think of a politician that would listen more than this one
 Then you should think again!
 BECAUSE HE'S
 Working for a fairer world, he'll make the Fat Cats pay!
 And so the News poo-poos his views, no matter what he say!
 Because they stand to lose some million millions if he stays
 And if you don't like that, you're probably a Fat Cat anyway!
 If you met him on a train he'd be your buddy
 And give you half of his cheese and pickle butty
 You'd both sit in the vestibule and ruminate his plan
 Even speak to him in Spanish - boy, he just don't give a damn!
 (Jez, Jez, Jez Corbyn
 We will fight, and we will win - LET'S GO!)
 (Jez, Jez, Jez we can
 Everbody know's that he's the man - LET'S GO!)
 You know...
 You know that when he's gone...
 That you will surely miss him... (Yeah)
 So vote for him and if he wins he'll give it all he's got (Yeah)
 You know...
 You know that when he's gone...
 That you will surely miss him... (Yeah)
 So vote for him and if he wins he'll give it all he's got (Yeah)
 In Politics, one does not have to die to be deceased
 And chances are, this guy's the only chance we have for Peace!
 He's not an anti-semite, and he's not a terrorist
 So give this guy your full support - before your chance is missed!
 Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? He turned into...
 (Jeremy Corbyn!)
 He doesn't like Piers Morgan, so you know that he's alright!
 (Jeremy Corbyn!)